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Sid Caesar: Coach Calhoun



  • Coach Calhoun : [Danny is trying out for wrestling and smoking a cigarette]  All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.

    Danny : Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.

    Coach Calhoun : No, I mean your clothes.

    Danny : Oh.

  • Coach Calhoun : [reading list of dance rules]  All couples must be boy-girl.

    Putzie : Too bad, Eugene!

  • Coach Calhoun : [after Danny has failed at wrestling, basketball, and baseball]  Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact.

    Danny : Oh, yeah? Like what?

    Coach Calhoun : Like, uh... track!

    Danny : Whaddaya mean, like running?

    Coach Calhoun : Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!

    Danny : That could be cool.

  • Principal McGee : [continuing with dance rules]  Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified

    Rizzo : Well, that leaves us out!

    Coach Calhoun : Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.

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