Sid Caesar: Coach Calhoun
Coach Calhoun : [after Danny has failed at wrestling, basketball, and baseball] Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact.
Danny : Oh, yeah? Like what?
Coach Calhoun : Like, uh... track!
Danny : Whaddaya mean, like running?
Coach Calhoun : Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!
Danny : That could be cool.