I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series 1965–1970) Poster


Barbara Eden: Jeannie, Jeannie II, Jeannie's Mother



  • Officer Anderson : You know, this is a one way street.

    Jeannie : I was only going one way.

  • Jeannie : I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend.

  • Nelson : How are things going?

    Jeannie : Terrible. I have to make dinner - I mean actually make it without magic. We are liable to die.

  • Jeannie : Master is football more important to you than I am?

    Major Nelson : Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.

    Jeannie : And I'm the lemon.

  • Mrs Winker (house buyer) : How many bedrooms do you have?

    Jeannie : How many would you like?

  • Jeannie : Master I have a mother-in-law problem.

    Major Nelson : You can't have a mother-in-law problem. We are not married.

  • Jeannie : How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches.

    Major Healey : How about scratches?

    Jeannie : Itches are much worse.

  • Jeannie : Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R.

  • Jeannie : All I do is think and blink.

  • Jeannie's Sister : You can make a man eat shredded cardboard, if you play the right tricks.

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