Green Acres (1965–1971)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas, Doris McGivney Hooter, Etta Thompson, Granny Clampett, Lastvogel Groinietz, Lydia Plunkett, Tessie Whittaker
Hank Kimball : Hello, Mrs Douglas! How are you?
Lisa Douglas : Hello, Mr. Kimball. I'm fine. Well, I'm not really fine. I have a little headache. Well, it isn't a little headache, it's a... it went away!
Hank Kimball : I know somebody that talks just like that. Well, not just like that. What was his name? Oh yes, it was... no, it wasn't him...
[the Douglases are looking for clothes to donate to a rummage sale]
Oliver Douglas : Why don't we give away this one?
Lisa Douglas : No that's the dress I graduated from high school in.
Oliver Douglas : How about this one?
Lisa Douglas : That's the dress I wore the first day of college.
Oliver Douglas : [holding a black, low-cut dress] What about this one?
Lisa Douglas : That's the one I got expelled in.