Coronation Street (1960– )
Eileen Derbyshire: Emily Bishop, Emily Nugent, Emily Swain
Rita Littlewood : [about Norris's secret book] The hero of his novel has got himself caught up in a menage-a-trois!
Emily Nugent : Oh, really!
Rita Littlewood : Emily, you do know what a menage-a-trois is?
Emily Nugent : I most certainly do!
Rita Littlewood : Oh. Well, the two women involved in this...
Emily Nugent : Love triangle?
Rita Littlewood : Yes. Are a mild-mannered church-goer called Emilia...
Emily Nugent : [subtly shocked] Oh.
Rita Littlewood : ...and a racy, Titian temptress called Reeba.
Emily Nugent : [suspicious] Oh.
Rita Littlewood : [reading from the novel] "Norris jumped out of the moped as Emilia and Reeba alighted the side-car... "
Emily Nugent : That's a big side-car!
Rita Littlewood : "... and hand in hand, the three of them ran barefoot through Chester Zoo. Atop the souvenir kiosk, Reeba belts out a quick rendition of "Paper Moon", whilst Emilia chose this moment - for some solemn prayer."
Emily Nugent : It's not really a page-turner, is it?
Rita Littlewood : You wait till you hear what happens in the meercat enclosure!
Emily Nugent : I like meercats... I've a tea towel with some on - Norris knows that!