Richard Todd: Robin Hood
Maid Marian : Just what do you think you are doing?
Robin Hood : Getting up.
Maid Marian : You are not. Come now, a sup of barley broth.
Robin Hood : I'm sick to death of barley broth. And once more I've been bullied long enough by you and that turniped faced friar.
Friar Tuck : Hmph!
Maid Marian : Now you drink this!
Robin Hood : You drink it!
Friar Tuck : [sits on Robin Hood so he can't move] Pour it down his throat.
Maid Marian : And you, good rogue, have my gracious leave to pine and fret till my return.
Robin Hood : Oh, why should I?
Maid Marian : To please a lady.
Robin Hood : I could please myself to take up the cross and follow my king to the Holy Land.
Maid Marian : 'Twould come to the same thing in the end. Chop a few heads enough you'd come back a knight. As a knight you'd go jousting a tournament, to please a lady, and have your own head chopped off.
Robin Hood : It would be worth it.
Maid Marian : Is she so passing fair?
Robin Hood : Aye
Maid Marian : Describe her to me, Robin.
Robin Hood : Well... she's....
Tyb : Marian! Come now!
Robin Hood : You're father's waiting.
Maid Marian : I know, I know. Tell me quickly.
Robin Hood : Well, she's tall and stately with bonnie blue eyes and golden hair. And above all she's sweetly tempered.
[Marian kicks Robin in the shin]
Robin Hood : Ooooh. Owe.
Maid Marian : Farewell, old clodhopper!
Maid Marian : [dressed as a page boy being held back by Little John] Let me go, you monster! Let me go!
Robin Hood : Hey, John. Give me that lad.
Maid Marian : [Marian is tossed to Robin] Let me down, you... you white faced...
Robin Hood : Well, you're a pretty lad and sweetly tempered. Like a lady I used to know.
Maid Marian : And I used to know a gentleman called Robin Fitzooth who would scorn to be a common thief.
Maid Marian : So it's goodbye again.
Robin Hood : It will always be goodbye till King Richard returns.
Maid Marian : I fear so. Do you remember the day we said goodbye at Huntington?
Robin Hood : I do.
Maid Marian : And you were wishing to join the crusade and go to the Holy Land.
Robin Hood : Yes.
Maid Marian : It's well for England that you didn't.
Robin Hood : I wonder.
Maid Marian : You're serving your king better here, Robin Fitzooth.
Robin Hood : Thank you, my lady.