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Crazy House (1943) Poster

(1943)

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[questioning the artist about his abstract painting "Moonlight Over Manhattan"]

Prosecutor: Will you kindly tell us where the moonlight is?

Roco: Well, it's all moonlight.

Prosecutor: Then where's Manhattan?

Roco: Between Brooklyn and Jersey. Everybody knows that.

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Mumbo: Wanna buy a clock? On time?

Mumbo: Do you wanna buy a deck of cards? It's a good deal.

Mumbo: Wanna buy a stove? It's hot.

Mumbo: Wanna buy an anchor? Right off the boat!

Mumbo: Do you wanna buy a piece of chalk and make your mark in the world?

Mumbo: Do you wanna buy a beehive? You won't get stung.

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Ole Olsen: Chic, why did you do that? Why did you shoot those lovers?

Chic Johnson: This is gonna be one movie without a happy ending.

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Ole Olsen: Is there a dentist in the house?

Dentist: I'm a dentist!

Ole Olsen: [Shoots him with rifle] How do YOU like getting drilled?

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Chic Johnson: Wanna see something swell?

Mumbo: Yeah!

Chic Johnson: Here, put this sponge in water.

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Chic Johnson: Are you the bellboy?

Bellhop: Yes.

Chic Johnson: Take this.

[Hands him the Liberty Bell]

Chic Johnson: No cracks.

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Ole Olsen: Universal's most sensational comedy team's outside.

N.G. Wagstaff: Abbott & Costello - send them in!

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Basil Rathbone: Olsen & Johnson have arrived.

Nigel Bruce: How do you know?

Basil Rathbone: I am Sherlock Holmes. I know everything.

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