The Border Legion (1940)
Oscar 'Red' McGooney: I've worked my way up from a common horse thief to a ten-notch man.
Oscar 'Red' McGooney: She's out like your last match on a windy night. I got to get the doc!
Officer Willets: Of all the lug-headed sheriffs I ever saw, you western ones are the dumbest!
Sheriff Amos Link: Yeah, ain't we, though.
Sheriff Amos Link: I can't ask men to drive them wagons into certain death!
Dr. Stephen Kellogg, aka Steve Kells: Some men, Sheriff, aren't worth asking.
Honest John Whittaker: And another thing - all horses must be kept off the sidewalks. And last and most important, saloons is to be kept closed between five and six in the morning. You got to sweep 'em out sometime!
Hurricane Hattie McGuire: Stand back! I ain't gonna have no bloodshed here. I just had the place scrubbed!
Honest John Whittaker: Hey, you're a little mite polite for a native. From the east, ain't ya? Which part?
Dr. Stephen Kellogg, aka Steve Kells: All of me.
Honest John Whittaker: Miss Hurricane, where I come from chivalry is not dead.
Hurricane Hattie McGuire: Well, in this territory they got it gaspin' for breath!
Sheriff Amos Link: Now Steve, what's on your mind?
Dr. Stephen Kellogg, aka Steve Kells: The raid on the bank was staged by only a handful of Legion's.
Sheriff Amos Link: Same bunch that were shootin' up the town?
Dr. Stephen Kellogg, aka Steve Kells: There scattered all over, but Gulden's the leader of 'em.
Officer Willets: What's that name again?
Dr. Stephen Kellogg, aka Steve Kells: Gullible, Mr. Gullible.
Officer Willets: I got it, Thanks.
Sheriff Amos Link: Mr. Willets I've got first claim on Steve.
Officer Willets: He's my prisoner too.
Dr. Stephen Kellogg, aka Steve Kells: Well, there doesn't seem enough of me to go around. So if you'll both listen, I think I can send enough outlaws your way to divide up even.
Officer Willets: Miss Randall, you admit leaving Albany?
Alice Randall: Well, as much as I'm in Miles City, yes.
Officer Willets: That's proves my point. You came here with the express purpose of meeting Stephen Kellog alias Kells. I trailed ya' step by step.
Honest John Whittaker: Ha! You should'a stepped a little faster brother! You ain't caught up with Steve yet! Ha!
Officer Willets: I always get my man.
Sheriff Amos Link: John, Officer Willets is questioning Miss Alice.
Officer Willets: Where is he?
Alice Randall: If I knew I'd be glad to tell you. So you can take him back to Albany.
Officer Willets: Don't expect me to believe that! You're engaged to him.
Alice Randall: Well it's true! I want him to stand trial because I know he's innocent.
Officer Willets: Ba!
[Turns to Hattie]
Officer Willets: Now old lady, I'll take a crack at you.
Hurricane Hattie McGuire: You do, and I'll take a shot at you! You pucelanitus little popinjay!
Honest John Whittaker: Now, Now Hurricane. Don't start'a blowin'.