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Poll: Behold! Kowtow to our new penguin overlords!

Which population of penguins will eventually take over the world and force us humans into servitude?

Swear your fealty to one of these groups before they divide and conquer us all. Tell us who you will reluctantly swear allegiance to!

Make Your Choice

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    Happy Feet Two (2011)

    This group of lively penguins choose the dance floor as their theater of operations. They conquer their foes via dance battles! LOOK OUT! WE JUST GOT SERVED! =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ヘ( ´Д`)ノ
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    Jim Carrey in Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)

    Don't be fooled and NEVER underestimate this group of penguins for they are being led by a goofy yet charismatic cult leader. He's just a figure head. The penguins have ALL the power. They will be your true sovereign leaders that you owe fealty towards even when you bow down to Emperor Popper, the world's token sovereign supreme leader.
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    John DiMaggio, Tom McGrath, Christopher Knights, and Chris Miller in Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

    Where they don't have in numbers, this small group of highly trained special flipper forces are certainly capable of conquest through brilliant military strategy. They use wit instead of brute force!
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    Shia LaBeouf in Surf's Up (2007)

    This cult of personality of penguins wants to peacefully overthrow the worlds' government and establish a global "surfocracy," (government by surfing competition). Their charming and affable slacker and chief, Cody Maverick, has the chops to pull it off. But remember, one person's utopia is another person's dystopia.
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    March of the Penguins (2005)

    They will overrun and overwhelm us in large numbers. Even though they all look the same, be very diplomatic and try to remember the important one's names and proper titles.
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    Tim Curry, Jim Belushi, Martin Short, Kendall Cunningham, Annie Golden, Alissa King, and Will Ryan in The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)

    These penguins are trying to take over the world by manipulating the precious stone and gem commodities market in order to feed their insatiable greed.
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    The Wrong Trousers (1993)

    There is only one penguin to worry about and he's a master criminal. He doesn't want world domination. He just plans to steal everything valuable in the world. Lock your windows and doors. Buy a shotgun. You will never be safe and sound again while he's running around free on his global crime spree!
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    Danny DeVito, Bobby Bell, Niki Botelho, Debbie Lee Carrington, Margarita Farrell, Denise Killpack, Susan Rossitto, and Felix Silla in Batman Returns (1992)

    Is he a CIA experiment (genetic hybrid of half human/half penguin) gone wrong? No matter what is origin story is, he leads an army of countless millions or so fanatical and devoted penguins of all species. He tried and failed starting his political career with his penguins' rights centric campaign. He might resort to government overthrow next! As suggested by cartman_1337.
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    Pingu (1986)

    He's made of clay so can change shapes in a heartbeat (a shapeshifter) and speaks in unintelligible code. Basically he's the T-1000 of the penguin world. An army of these guys will conquer the world by targeting our unguarded toddler population. Would somebody please think of the children?! As suggested by PBN.
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    Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins (1964)

    This group holds the most dangerous criminally insane penguins in the penguin kingdom. They are the nihilists, the anarchists, the cannibals of the penguin world. They are the Hannibal Lecters of the penguin world. Don't be fooled by their panache style and their sophisticated dance moves. Prey you never meet them in a dark narrow alley.
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    Farce of the Penguins (2006)

    Stuff and nonsense! Everyone knows that penguins live to tell fart jokes while they lead their perverted and drug addled slacker lives bitching and moaning about the cold and their boring office jobs.

    We have nothing to fear from the penguin world ... well other then their horrible Razzy worthy comedies.


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