2004 : les pires films de l'année !

by sarnico | created - 28 Jun 2017 | updated - 1 month ago | Public

Le plus mauvais cinéma de l'année 2004 : mauvais, très mauvais films et navets. Le pire du cinéma mondial (parmi les longs-métrages de fiction sorti durant cette période) à éviter, à déconseiller ou à la limite... à voir une seule fois mais pas dans une salle de cinéma : ça ne vaut pas le prix d'une place ou de tout autres moyens payants de voir ces films (DVD, Blu-ray, téléchargement, streaming, VOD). Remarque: possible présence de nanars (mauvais films sympathiques) ou de "plaisirs coupables". Cette liste rassemble des films sorti au cinéma à l'exception éventuelle de téléfilms ou de films sorti en vidéo (liste de films non-classés).

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1. Catwoman (2004)

PG-13 | 104 min | Action, Crime, Fantasy

27 Metascore

A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas.

Director: Pitof | Stars: Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt, Lambert Wilson

Votes: 107,782 | Gross: $40.20M

2. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)

PG | 93 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

34 Metascore

The Mystery Inc. gang must save Coolsville from an attack of past unmasked monsters brought to life by an evil masked figure trying to "unmask" the gang.

Director: Raja Gosnell | Stars: Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Lillard, Linda Cardellini

Votes: 47,171 | Gross: $84.22M

3. Van Helsing (2004)

PG-13 | 131 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

35 Metascore

The notorious monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for some sinister purpose.

Director: Stephen Sommers | Stars: Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, Shuler Hensley

Votes: 238,585 | Gross: $120.18M

4. People (2004)

Not Rated | 84 min | Comedy

John-John is the best party promoter in Ibiza. He's responsible for the wildest parties ever. A party fixed by John-John is bound to be a success, and everyone will queue to get on the ... See full summary »

Director: Fabien Onteniente | Stars: Rupert Everett, José Garcia, Patrice Cols, Rossy de Palma

Votes: 594

5. Garfield (2004)

PG | 80 min | Animation, Comedy, Family

27 Metascore

Jon Arbuckle buys a second pet, a dog named Odie. However, Odie is then abducted and it is up to Jon's cat, Garfield, to find and rescue the canine.

Director: Peter Hewitt | Stars: Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Stephen Tobolowsky, Bill Murray

Votes: 76,719 | Gross: $75.37M

6. Thunderbirds (2004)

PG | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

36 Metascore

When The Hood finds and invades International Rescue's secret base and traps most of the Tracy family, only young Alan Tracy and his friends can save the day.

Director: Jonathan Frakes | Stars: Bill Paxton, Anthony Edwards, Ben Kingsley, Brady Corbet

Votes: 12,850 | Gross: $6.77M

7. Alien vs. Predator (2004)

PG-13 | 101 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

29 Metascore

During an archaeological expedition on Bouvetøya Island in Antarctica, a team of archaeologists and other scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. Soon, the team realize that only one species can win.

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson | Stars: Sanaa Lathan, Lance Henriksen, Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremner

Votes: 180,269 | Gross: $80.28M

8. Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)

R | 114 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

30 Metascore

Years before Father Lankester Merrin helped save Regan MacNeil's soul, he first encounters the demon Pazuzu in East Africa. This is the tale of Father Merrin's initial battle with Pazuzu and the rediscovery of his faith.

Director: Renny Harlin | Stars: Stellan Skarsgård, Izabella Scorupco, James D'Arcy, Remy Sweeney

Votes: 32,690 | Gross: $41.82M

9. The Return of James Battle (2004)

92 min | Adventure, Comedy, Horror

James Bataille escapes from prison to find his fiancée Concia. But on his return, octopussy like aliens come to play bloody spoilsport. After lucky battle James and Concia escape to parallel world.

Directors: Didier Poiraud, Thierry Poiraud | Stars: Vanessa Paradis, Jason Flemyng, Benoît Poelvoorde, Jean-Pierre Marielle

Votes: 1,345

10. Godsend (2004)

PG-13 | 102 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy

24 Metascore

A couple agree to have their deceased son cloned, under the supervision of an enigmatic doctor, but bizarre things start to happen several years after his rebirth.

Director: Nick Hamm | Stars: Robert De Niro, Greg Kinnear, Rebecca Romijn, Cameron Bright

Votes: 24,503 | Gross: $14.38M

11. The Punisher (2004)

R | 124 min | Action, Crime, Drama

33 Metascore

An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante assassin and sets out to unleash his wrath upon the corrupt businessman who slaughtered his entire family at a reunion.

Director: Jonathan Hensleigh | Stars: Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Samantha Mathis, Laura Harring

Votes: 146,772 | Gross: $33.68M

12. Walking Tall (2004)

PG-13 | 86 min | Action, Crime

44 Metascore

A former U.S. soldier returns to his hometown to find it overrun by crime and corruption, which prompts him to clean house.

Director: Kevin Bray | Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Michael Bowen

Votes: 68,929 | Gross: $45.86M

13. Taking Lives (2004)

R | 103 min | Crime, Mystery, Thriller

38 Metascore

An FBI profiler is called in by French Canadian police to catch a serial killer who takes on the identity of each new victim.

Director: D.J. Caruso | Stars: Angelina Jolie, Ethan Hawke, Kiefer Sutherland, Gena Rowlands

Votes: 78,170 | Gross: $32.68M

14. Jersey Girl (2004)

PG-13 | 102 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

43 Metascore

A widower must look after his precocious daughter and rebuild his life and career after he's sidelined by an unexpected tragedy and a personal blowup.

Director: Kevin Smith | Stars: Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Raquel Castro, Betty Aberlin

Votes: 62,149 | Gross: $25.27M

15. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004)

PG-13 | 86 min | Drama, Music, Romance

39 Metascore

High school senior Katey moves to Havana in November 1958, when her dad gets a promotion at Ford. She meets a local waiter, who introduces her to sensual Cuban music/dance. They enter a big dance contest for the prize when he gets fired.

Director: Guy Ferland | Stars: Diego Luna, Romola Garai, Sela Ward, John Slattery

Votes: 26,103 | Gross: $14.16M

16. Catch That Kid (2004)

PG | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

33 Metascore

A girl and her two friends raid a bank, looking for the money needed for financing the cure of her dying father.

Director: Bart Freundlich | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Sam Robards, Jennifer Beals, Corbin Bleu

Votes: 9,426 | Gross: $16.70M

17. Twisted (I) (2004)

R | 97 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

26 Metascore

Jessica, whose father killed her mother and committed suicide, is a police officer. While investigating a murder, she finds herself in the center of her own investigation, when her former lovers start being murdered.

Director: Philip Kaufman | Stars: Ashley Judd, Samuel L. Jackson, Andy Garcia, David Strathairn

Votes: 19,843 | Gross: $25.20M

18. The 11 Commandments (2004)

85 min | Comedy

Michaël, Vincent, Benjamin and their friends meet the god of the joke who explains to them that the inhabitants laugh less and less. He(it) confides(entrusts) them then the mission to redo to laugh the population thanks to 11 commands.

Directors: François Desagnat, Thomas Sorriaux, Steven Ada | Stars: Michaël Youn, Vincent Desagnat, Benjamin Morgaine, William Geslin

Votes: 2,217

19. Torque (2004)

PG-13 | 84 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

41 Metascore

A biker returns from Thailand to set things straight with his girlfriend. One gang leader wants him for delivery of 2 motorbikes filled with crystal meth and another gang leader wants him for murdering his brother.

Director: Joseph Kahn | Stars: Martin Henderson, Ice Cube, Monet Mazur, John Ashker

Votes: 26,595 | Gross: $21.22M

20. Along Came Polly (2004)

PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Romance

44 Metascore

A buttoned-up newlywed finds his strictly organized life descend into chaos when he falls in love with an old classmate.

Director: John Hamburg | Stars: Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Debra Messing, Philip Seymour Hoffman

Votes: 123,140 | Gross: $88.10M

21. Dead & Breakfast (2004)

R | 88 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

34 Metascore

A night at a local bed and breakfast turns into a bloody supernatural fight to the death.

Director: Matthew Leutwyler | Stars: Jeremy Sisto, Erik Palladino, Bianca Lawson, Oz Perkins

Votes: 5,720

22. D.E.B.S. (2004)

PG-13 | 91 min | Action, Comedy, Romance

42 Metascore

Plaid-skirted schoolgirls are groomed by a secret government agency to become the newest members of the elite national-defense group, D.E.B.S.

Director: Angela Robinson | Stars: Sara Foster, Jordana Brewster, Devon Aoki, Jill Ritchie

Votes: 14,437 | Gross: $0.10M

23. Harry + Max (2004)

74 min | Drama, Romance

31 Metascore

Two brothers, 23 and 16, who are both teen idols, come to terms with their dysfunctional family past and deep affection for each other.

Director: Christopher Munch | Stars: Bryce Johnson, Cole Williams, Rain Phoenix, Katherine Ellis

Votes: 990 | Gross: $0.01M

24. The Perfect Score (2004)

PG-13 | 93 min | Comedy, Crime

35 Metascore

Six high school seniors decide to break into the Princeton Testing Center so they can steal the answers to their upcoming SAT tests and all get perfect scores.

Director: Brian Robbins | Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Erika Christensen, Chris Evans, Leonardo Nam

Votes: 23,180 | Gross: $10.39M

25. The Big Bounce (2004)

PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy, Crime

42 Metascore

A small-time con artist and a Hawaiian real estate developer's mischevious, enterprising mistress team up for a potential $200,000 score.

Director: George Armitage | Stars: Owen Wilson, Morgan Freeman, Gary Sinise, Sara Foster

Votes: 17,435 | Gross: $6.47M

26. Against the Ropes (2004)

PG-13 | 111 min | Biography, Drama, Romance

36 Metascore

A fictional story inspired by North America's most famous female boxing promoter, Jackie Kallen. Her struggle to survive and succeed in a male dominated sport.

Director: Charles S. Dutton | Stars: Meg Ryan, Omar Epps, Charles S. Dutton, Tony Shalhoub

Votes: 6,675 | Gross: $5.88M

27. Welcome to Mooseport (2004)

PG-13 | 110 min | Comedy, Romance

33 Metascore

A US president who has retired after two terms in office returns to his hometown of Mooseport, Maine and decides to run for Mayor against another local candidate.

Director: Donald Petrie | Stars: Gene Hackman, Ray Romano, Maura Tierney, Marcia Gay Harden

Votes: 11,996 | Gross: $14.47M

28. Stateside (2004)

R | 97 min | Drama, Music, Romance

35 Metascore

The film follows a rebellious teenager on leave from the Marines who falls in love with a female musician. The relationship is threatened when she develops a mental illness...

Director: Reverge Anselmo | Stars: Jonathan Tucker, Rachael Leigh Cook, Agnes Bruckner, Val Kilmer

Votes: 1,807 | Gross: $0.17M

29. RRRrrrr!!! (2004)

94 min | Adventure, Comedy, Crime

A tribe of prehistoric people is puzzled - a murder has happened. The first ever one.

Director: Alain Chabat | Stars: Marina Foïs, Gérard Depardieu, Damien Jouillerot, Samir Guesmi

Votes: 12,774

30. Laws of Attraction (2004)

PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Romance

38 Metascore

Amidst a sea of litigation, two New York City divorce lawyers find love.

Director: Peter Howitt | Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Julianne Moore, Parker Posey, Michael Sheen

Votes: 21,627 | Gross: $17.85M

31. The Whole Ten Yards (2004)

PG-13 | 98 min | Comedy, Crime, Thriller

24 Metascore

Jimmy the Tulip's (Bruce Willis) quiet new life is shaken up by his old pal Oz (Matthew Perry), whose wife (Natasha Henstridge) has been kidnapped by a Hungarian mob. The Tulip and his wife Jill (Amanda Peet) spring into action.

Director: Howard Deutch | Stars: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Natasha Henstridge, Amanda Peet

Votes: 53,036 | Gross: $16.32M

32. Connie and Carla (2004)

PG-13 | 98 min | Comedy, Crime, Music

44 Metascore

A mob mix-up in Chicago sends two chanteuses screaming for L.A., where they score a perfect gig: posing as drag queens on the dinner theater/cabaret circuit. Things get extra-weird when a guy falls for one of the girls.

Director: Michael Lembeck | Stars: Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, David Duchovny, Stephen Spinella

Votes: 7,790 | Gross: $8.05M

33. Anatomy of Hell (2004)

Unrated | 77 min | Drama

29 Metascore

A woman employs a gay man to spend four nights at her house to watch her when she's "unwatchable".

Director: Catherine Breillat | Stars: Amira Casar, Rocco Siffredi, Alexandre Belin, Manuel Taglang

Votes: 4,968

34. Envy (2004)

PG-13 | 99 min | Comedy

31 Metascore

A man becomes increasingly jealous of his friend's newfound success.

Director: Barry Levinson | Stars: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Rachel Weisz, Amy Poehler

Votes: 29,409 | Gross: $12.18M

35. Raising Helen (2004)

PG-13 | 119 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

38 Metascore

After her sister and brother-in-law die in a car accident, a young woman becomes the guardian of their three children.

Director: Garry Marshall | Stars: Kate Hudson, John Corbett, Joan Cusack, Hayden Panettiere

Votes: 34,853 | Gross: $37.49M

36. A Hole in One (2004)

97 min | Comedy

37 Metascore

When her brother Bobby returns from World War II mentally damaged, Anna has to deal with her parents who don't acknowledge her brother's existence, who is now brought to a mental hospital. ... See full summary »

Director: Richard Ledes | Stars: Michelle Williams, Meat Loaf, Tim Guinee, Louis Zorich

Votes: 228

37. House of D (2004)

PG-13 | 97 min | Comedy, Drama

33 Metascore

By working through problems stemming from his past, Tom Warshaw, an American artist living in Paris, begins to discover who he really is, and returns to his home to reconcile with his family and friends.

Director: David Duchovny | Stars: David Duchovny, Téa Leoni, Robin Williams, Anton Yelchin

Votes: 8,699 | Gross: $0.37M

38. Poster Boy (2004)

R | 104 min | Drama

36 Metascore

With the help of a hot, slightly older new acquaintence (Noseworthy), the closeted son (Newton) of a conservative U.S. Senator (Lerner) puts a shocking spin on his dad's re-election campaign.

Director: Zak Tucker | Stars: Matt Newton, Michael Lerner, Karen Allen, Jack Noseworthy

Votes: 1,298 | Gross: $0.06M

40. When Will I Be Loved (2004)

R | 81 min | Drama, Thriller

39 Metascore

Feeling undervalued by her boyfriend, a young woman begins to explore her sexuality with other people.

Director: James Toback | Stars: Neve Campbell, Frederick Weller, Dominic Chianese, Ashley Shelton

Votes: 3,190 | Gross: $0.16M

41. The Stepford Wives (2004)

PG-13 | 93 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

42 Metascore

The secret to a Stepford wife lies behind the doors of the Men's Association.

Director: Frank Oz | Stars: Nicole Kidman, Bette Midler, Matthew Broderick, Glenn Close

Votes: 58,859 | Gross: $59.48M

42. Slutty Summer (2004)

Unrated | 85 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

31 Metascore

Hunky writer Markus returns home to find his boyfriend of four years naked with another man. Newly single, he begins waiting tables at a swinging Chelsea hotspot where the indelible ... See full summary »

Director: Casper Andreas | Stars: Casper Andreas, Christos Klapsis, Virginia Bryan, Jeffrey Christopher Todd

Votes: 841

43. White Chicks (2004)

PG-13 | 109 min | Comedy, Crime

41 Metascore

Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot.

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans | Stars: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Busy Philipps, Maitland Ward

Votes: 126,036 | Gross: $70.83M

44. The American (2004)

94 min | Comedy

A lawyer, Édouard Barnier, will try to convince the American embassy to grant American nationality to a young Frenchman, Francis Farge, who considers himself more American than French.

Director: Patrick Timsit | Stars: Lorànt Deutsch, Thierry Lhermitte, Émilie Dequenne, Doud

Votes: 288