Most Disappointing Nudityby Kroshaw | created - 03 May 2018 | updated - 04 May 2018 | Public
We have all had that experience. The one where you finally see that hot actor or actress get naked in a film, only for the exposure to elicit a reaction ranging from "oh well, never mind..." to "oh my god, no!".
Of course, for this question, I am just talking about movies. If were were talking about magazine shoots, paparazzi shots, etc we could include people like Janice Dickinson, Kate Middleton, etc.
Which actors/actresses should have kept their clothes on in these films? Vote for the one that provokes your biggest "arghhh!" reaction :)
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1. In the Cut (2003)
R | 119 min | Mystery, Thriller
New York City writing professor, Frannie Avery, has an affair with a police detective, who is investigating the murder of a beautiful young woman in her neighborhood.
Votes: 21,327 | Gross: $4.75M
Meg Ryan should have kept her clothes on.
2. Breathless (1983)
R | 100 min | Action, Drama, Romance
When Jesse Lujack steals a car in Las Vegas and drives down to LA, his criminal ways only escalate- but when will it end?
Votes: 8,125 | Gross: $19.91M
Richard Gere coming up a bit short.
3. Heaven's Prisoners (1996)
R | 132 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller
A hardened New Orleans cop, Dave Robicheaux, finally tosses in the badge and settles into life on the bayou with his wife. But a bizarre plane crash draws him back into the fray when his family is viciously threatened.
Votes: 4,879 | Gross: $5.01M
Sorry Teri Hatcher, no, they are not "spectacular".
4. I Really Hate My Job (2007)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Drama
'Every day is another day closer to the day I'll never have to do this again.' Five women, one restaurant, one night, one birthday, one breakdown. Then the phone rings. A famous actor is ... See full summary »
Neve Campbell was underwhelming.
5. DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
PG-13 | 87 min | Action, Adventure
The world's best fighters are invited to DOA, an invitational martial arts contest. There, four female rival fighters will have to work together to uncover the secret that the organizer of the tournament is trying to hide.
Votes: 42,599 | Gross: $0.48M
A let-down from Holly Valance.
6. About Schmidt (2002)
R | 125 min | Comedy, Drama
A recently retired man embarks on a journey to his estranged daughter's wedding, only to discover more about himself and life than he ever expected.
Votes: 120,401 | Gross: $65.02M
No list like this would be complete without Kathy Bates.
7. Daisy Diamond (2007)
94 min | Drama
A tragic story about Anna who dreams of one thing only: making it as an actress. She moves from Sweden to Copenhagen to pursue her dream. But fate has something else in store for her. ... See full summary »
Please Noomi Rapace, enough nudity, thanks.
8. Trainspotting (1996)
R | 93 min | Drama
Renton, deeply immersed in the Edinburgh drug scene, tries to clean up and get out, despite the allure of the drugs and influence of friends.
Votes: 617,514 | Gross: $16.50M
Hey, Ewan McGregor, it must be cold in Scotland.
9. The Sessions (2012)
R | 95 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama
A man in an iron lung who wishes to lose his virginity contacts a professional sex surrogate with the help of his therapist and priest.
Votes: 40,635 | Gross: $6.00M
Helen Hunt waits until 48 to get fully nude.
10. Catchfire (1990)
R | 116 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A witness to a mob assassination flees for her life from town to town, switching identities, but cannot seem to elude Milo, the chief killer out to get her.
Jodie Foster puts paid to any fantasies.
11. S.O.B. (1981)
R | 122 min | Comedy, Drama
A movie producer who made a huge flop tries to salvage his career by revamping his film as an erotic production, where its family-friendly star takes her top off.
Votes: 5,277 | Gross: $14.87M
Mary Poppins, topless, aged 45... arghhh!
12. Striptease (1996)
R | 115 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama
A stripper and single mother gets dragged into a dangerous situation after a congressman takes a fancy to her.
Votes: 41,707 | Gross: $33.11M
Demi Moore - The case against breast enhancements.
13. The Deuce (2017–2019)
TV-MA | 60 min | Drama
A look at life in New York City during the 1970s and '80s when porn and prostitution were rampant in Manhattan.
Maggie Gyllenhaal, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
14. Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
R | 125 min | Drama, Romance, Thriller
Literature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.
Votes: 290,559 | Gross: $166.17M
Dakota Johnson was supposed to be "sexy"? :S
15. Take This Waltz (2011)
R | 116 min | Comedy, Drama
A happily married woman falls for the artist who lives across the street.
Votes: 26,642 | Gross: $1.24M
I used to fantasize about Sarah Silverman... not any more.
16. Snatched (2017)
R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
When her boyfriend dumps her before their exotic vacation, a young woman persuades her ultra-cautious mother to travel with her to paradise, with unexpected results.
Votes: 32,080 | Gross: $45.83M
Some plus-sized women look good. Amy Schumer does not.
17. Female Perversions (1996)
R | 120 min | Drama, Fantasy, Thriller
An ambitious female attorney wallows in excess and meaningless sex with both male and female partners, while dealing with her personal life problems including helping her kleptomaniac sister.
Votes: 2,265 | Gross: $0.88M
Tilda Swinton - not just a frightening face.
18. A Killer Within (2004)
R | 110 min | Thriller, Drama
Addison Terrill (Howell), a Dallas attorney, comes home one night to find his wife brutally murdered with the words "We're even now" scrawled across the bedroom wall. The cops suspect he ... See full summary »
Sean Young, please, no more.
19. Game of Thrones (2011–2019)
TV-MA | 57 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
Nine noble families fight for control over the lands of Westeros, while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for millennia.
Natalie Dormer disappoints everyone. Still waiting for Sophie Turner to do the same.
20. Color of Night (1994)
R | 121 min | Mystery, Romance, Thriller
A color-blind psychiatrist Bill Capa is stalked by an unknown killer after taking over his murdered friend's therapy group, all of whom have a connection to a mysterious young woman that Capa begins having intense sexual encounters with.
Votes: 22,186 | Gross: $19.72M
Some people think Bruce Willis was the star of this movie. Others feel he had a very small part.
21. Bad Lieutenant (1992)
NC-17 | 96 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
While investigating a young nun's rape, a corrupt New York City police detective, with a serious drug and gambling addiction, tries to change his ways and find forgiveness and redemption.
Votes: 37,215 | Gross: $2.00M
Harvey Keitel is scary for a number of reasons.