Worst Movies of the 2000s

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1. Zombie Nation (2004)

R | 81 min | Horror

A psychotic police officer who murders his female arrests gets what's coming to him when a horde of zombified women rise from their graves to seek revenge.

Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Gunter Ziegler, Brandon Dean, Axel Montgomery, Phil Lander

Votes: 7,847

2. Dark Harvest II: The Maize (2004)

R | 100 min | Horror

A father's psychic abilities are put to the test when his two daughters are trapped inside of a corn maze haunted by the spirits of two young girls who disappeared a year earlier.

Director: Bill Cowell | Stars: Bill Cowell, Kelleigh Murray, Alyssa Cowell, Elena Pezzino

Votes: 2,577

3. Five Across the Eyes (2006)

Not Rated | 95 min | Horror

The teenagers Isabella, Jamie, Melanie, Caroline and Stephanie are lost in a shortcut they took in their way back home. The inexperienced Bell is driving her mother's van and is worried ... See full summary »

Directors: Greg Swinson, Ryan Thiessen | Stars: Sandra Paduch, Danielle Lilley, Mia Yi, Angela Brunda

Votes: 1,588

4. Vampire Dentist (2006 Video)

Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Horror

After two new bumbling young dentists partner with a 'night-only' dentist, the staff and clients from the two different 'lifestyles' clash.

Director: Christine Whitlock | Stars: James Patrick Pettitt, Trevor Crane, David Squires, Rozz Woodcock

Votes: 83

5. Diary of a Cannibal (2007 Video)

R | 81 min | Crime, Horror

They met on the Internet. They fell in love. They drove to the desert and stopped at an abandoned warehouse. They wandered inside. Inside they found unspeakable horror. Only one of them ... See full summary »

Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Trevor Parsons, Jillian Swanson, Michael Barbour, Danielle Petty

Votes: 741

6. Disaster Movie (2008)

PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy

15 Metascore

Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Carmen Electra, Vanessa Lachey, Nicole Parker, Matt Lanter

Votes: 85,119 | Gross: $14.19M

7. Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)

Not Rated | 90 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy

A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans.

Director: Camillo Teti | Stars: Lisa Russo, Mark Thompson-Ashworth, Gisella Mathews, Silva Belton

Votes: 8,869

8. The Master of Disguise (2002)

PG | 80 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

12 Metascore

An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise.

Director: Perry Andelin Blake | Stars: Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin

Votes: 21,538 | Gross: $40.36M

9. House of the Dead (2003)

R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

15 Metascore

A group of college students travels to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.

Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer

Votes: 35,318 | Gross: $10.25M

10. Gold Diggers (2003)

PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Crime

6 Metascore

A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate.

Director: Gary Preisler | Stars: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser, Renée Taylor

Votes: 2,338 | Gross: $0.53M

11. The Singing Forest (2003)

Not Rated | 95 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance

1 Metascore

Two lovers are killed during the Holocaust. One reincarnates first. He has a twenty two year old daughter who falls in love with who her father believes is his past life lover.

Director: Jorge Ameer | Stars: Jon Sherrin, Erin Leigh Price, Eric Morris, David Guzzone

Votes: 514

12. Daniel the Wizard (2004)

Not Rated | 81 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy

Evil assassins want to kill Daniel Kublbock, the third runner up for the German Idols.

Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Daniel Küblböck, Ulli Lommel, Rudolf Waldemar Brem, Katja Rupé

Votes: 13,785

13. Fat Slags (2004)

75 min | Comedy

The Fat Slags from Viz hit the big time and become celebrities.

Director: Ed Bye | Stars: Fiona Allen, Sophie Thompson, Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Head

Votes: 3,734

14. In Search of the Titanic (2004)

G | 88 min | Animation, Adventure, Family

A group of friends find themselves inside a bathysphere and awake in Atlantis. With the help of the King of Atlantis, they do their best to recover the Titanic.

Director: Kim J. Ok | Stars: Jane Alexander, Manfredi Aliquo, Rodolfo Bianchi, Fabio Boccanera

Votes: 1,647

15. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

PG | 88 min | Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi

9 Metascore

A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.

Director: Bob Clark | Stars: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel, Skyler Shaye

Votes: 29,349 | Gross: $9.11M

16. The Cavern (III) (2005)

R | 95 min | Drama, Horror, Mystery

8 explorers trapped in a Russian cave system are hunted by an unknown presence.

Director: Olatunde Osunsanmi | Stars: Sybil Darrow, Mustafa Shakir, Ogy Durham, Andrew Caple-Shaw

Votes: 1,572

17. Chaos (I) (2005)

Not Rated | 74 min | Horror, Thriller

1 Metascore

Two teenage girls on a mission to find drugs at a rave get more than they bargained for. One is sexually assaulted and they are both tortured in horrific ways. The attackers seek refuge in the parents' of one of the victims' homes.

Director: David DeFalco | Stars: Kevin Gage, Sage Stallone, Kelly K.C. Quann, Maya Barovich

Votes: 1,981

18. Son of the Mask (2005)

PG | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy

20 Metascore

Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.

Director: Lawrence Guterman | Stars: Jamie Kennedy, Traylor Howard, Alan Cumming, Liam Falconer

Votes: 50,650 | Gross: $17.02M

19. Green River Killer (2005 Video)

R | 83 min | Crime, Horror

Along twenty years, the deranged serial-killer Gary Ridgway has killed at least forty-eight prostitutes and dumped their bodies in Green River.

Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: George Kiseleff, Jacquelyn Aurora, Georgie Donovan, Shannon Leade

Votes: 886

Ulli Lommel's Serial Killer Movies (2005-2009)

20. Zombiez (2005 Video)

R | 83 min | Horror

A woman finds herself on the run from the living dead. Her friends are being slaughtered and she can find no help. Will she survive or will she too fall victim to the Zombiez?

Director: John Bacchus | Stars: Jenicia Garcia, Jackeem Sellers, Randy Clarke, Raymond Spencer

Votes: 477

21. Pledge This! (2006)

R | 91 min | Comedy

At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.

Directors: William Heins, Strathford Hamilton | Stars: Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, Paula Garcés, Sarah Carter

Votes: 16,649

22. The Raven (2006 Video)

R | 81 min | Crime, Horror, Thriller

A classic horror from Edgar Allan Poe brought to life through the eyes of Horror Master Ulli Lommel!

Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Jillian Swanson, Jack Quinn, Victoria Ullmann, Michelle Guest

Votes: 513

/The Tomb (2007)

23. Sharp Teeth (2006 Video)

Not Rated | 80 min | Comedy, Horror

A nuclear leak mutates the fish in the lake next to the local university. Journalism student, Lola Dent sees this story as an opportunity to make the honor list. She uses her wiles to ... See full summary »

Director: Christine Whitlock | Stars: Kerry Corrigan, Trevor Crane, Strath Crawford, Erin Dunnigan

Votes: 64

/Marina Monster (2008)

24. Crush on U (2007 Video)

76 min | Comedy

Appropriate for the whole family, CRUSH ON U revolves around Rome, a teenage boy with everything going for him. When Rome's friend assigns the smart teen to the task of babysitting his ... See full summary »

Stars: Blake Fullmer, Kate Leek, Forrest Lipton, Romeo Miller

Votes: 253

25. Epic Movie (2007)

PG-13 | 86 min | Adventure, Comedy

17 Metascore

A spoof on previous years' epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure.

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Kal Penn, Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard, Adam Campbell

Votes: 99,771 | Gross: $39.74M

26. June Cabin (2007)

Not Rated | 84 min | Horror, Thriller

Seven friends reunite at an isolated summer cabin. Archie shows up with an axe to grind and begins acting a bit strange. Suddenly he turns up missing, leaving the others to wonder whether ... See full summary »

Director: Ross Otterman | Stars: Sonia Maria Martin, Alex James, Liz Federowicz, Alex Douglas

Votes: 258

27. Bloodlock (2008)

Not Rated | 90 min | Horror

Christine and her husband Barry have bought an old fixer upper in a small town, using her recent inheritance, believing that fixing it up and a fresh start, will help her recover from a ... See full summary »

Director: William Victor Schotten | Stars: Ashley Gallo, Gregg Biamonte, Debra Gordon, Dominic Koulianos

Votes: 117

28. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

PG-13 | 91 min | Comedy, Romance

7 Metascore

A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.

Director: Tom Putnam | Stars: Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, Johann Urb

Votes: 35,762 | Gross: $0.03M

29. Meet the Spartans (2008)

PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy

9 Metascore

A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Sean Maguire, Kevin Sorbo, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian

Votes: 99,448 | Gross: $38.23M

30. Hobgoblins 2 (2009 Video)

Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

The sequel of writer/director Rick Sloane's campy cult classic, Hobgoblins (1988). Old man McCreedy's locked away in a mental hospital when Kevin and his friends are revisited by the nasty ... See full summary »

Director: Rick Sloane | Stars: Josh Mills, Josh Green, Chanel Ryan, Jason Buuck

Votes: 289



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