20/20 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (229 votes) British model Katie Piper's road to recovery after being doused with sulfuric acid. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Nightline 11:35 PM - 12:06 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (66 votes) In-depth reporting on news and events with Cynthia McFadden, Terry Moran and Martin Bashir. Message Board

Jimmy Kimmel Live [TV14] 12:06 AM - 1:06 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (1074 votes) Actor Tobey Maguire; actress Shenae Grimes; Colbie Caillat performs. Photos |  Message Board

NUMB3RS [TVPG] "Scratch"  (#6.11) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Don and the team investigate the theft of scratch-off lottery tickets. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Late Show With David Letterman [TVPG] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (15 votes) Actress Teri Hatcher; comic Jake Johannsen; the Dodos perform. Photos |  Message Board

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:37 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (14 votes) Actor Jason Segal; actress Shiri Appleby. Photos |  Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"  (#5.12) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (78 votes) Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way. Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With Two Parts"  (#1.17) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (310 votes) Monica rushes Rachel to the emergency room; guests George Clooney, Noah Wyle. Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"  (#8.16) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (189 votes) Joey confesses his feelings for Rachel. Message Board

According to Jim [TVPG] "Dana Gets Fired"  (#2.20) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.5/10 (17 votes) Jim stands up to Dana's boss and gets her fired. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

The Office [TV14] "Women's Appreciation"  (#3.21) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (299 votes) Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Junk Mail"  (#9.5) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (175 votes) Jerry agrees to perform for a car company in exchange for a new car. Message Board

The Simpsons [TVPG] "Homer to the Max"  (#10.13) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (252 votes) Mortified Homer changes his name when a goofy TV character is called ``Homer Simpson.'' Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Shower Head"  (#7.15) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (193 votes) Jerry jokes about his uncle on television; Elaine fails a drug test; guest Jay Leno. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Dancer Robin Antin; actress Regina King; rappers Snoop Dogg, Kurupt and Daz Dillinger perform. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Desperate"  (#4.18) 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (45 votes) A young boy witnesses the brutal sexual assault and murder of his mother. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Fire and Desire"  (#4.7) 12:35 AM - 1:05 AM Ella scares the family with sudden mood swings; Malik gets detention to win over a girl. Message Board

The Jay Leno Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Journalist Brian Williams; correspondents Ross Matthews and Mikey Day. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien [TV14] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actor Michael Cera; actor Aziz Ansari; OK Go performs. Message Board

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:36 AM Actor Matthew Broderick; actress Ashley Greene; Nick Jonas & the Administration performs. Message Board

Soundstage "Jackson Browne"  (#7.7) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Jackson Browne performs past hits and songs from his latest album, ``Time the Conqueror.'' Message Board

Charlie Rose 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (222 votes) Director Tim Burton. Message Board

Tavis Smiley 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.7/10 (87 votes) Director James Cameron. Message Board

Worldfocus 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM

Mr. Deeds [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (37023 votes) A small-town pizzeria owner inherits $40 billion. Photos |  Message Board

The Very Funny Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM John Mulaney and Pete Correale. Message Board

Bewitched [TV14] 11:30 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 4.9/10 (25151 votes) An actual witch stars in a TV remake of the 1960s sitcom. Based on the TV series. Photos |  Message Board

Four Brothers [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:15 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (35286 votes) Diverse siblings reunite for revenge after learning about the murder of their adoptive mother. Photos |  Message Board

Air Force One [TV14] 10:15 PM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (57978 votes) Terrorists hijack the president's plane. Photos |  Message Board

Under Siege [TV14] 12:45 AM - 2:45 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (23696 votes) Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook. Message Board

The Pacifier [PG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.3/10 (20760 votes) A Navy SEAL becomes the guardian of five siblings. Photos |  Message Board

The Dukes of Hazzard [PG-13] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 4.7/10 (25302 votes) Bo, Luke and Daisy Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race. Photos |  Message Board

Hellboy II: The Golden Army [PG-13] 9:45 PM - 11:50 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (57099 votes) Hellboy faces an underworld prince who seeks to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred. Photos |  Message Board

Appaloosa [R] 11:50 PM - 1:50 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (19604 votes) Two lawmen contend with a malevolent rancher. Based on the novel by Robert B. Parker. Message Board

Gran Torino [R] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (103607 votes)    top 250: #84 Friendship slowly takes shape between a bigoted war vet and his Asian neighbors. Message Board

The Devil Wears Nada [TVMA] 12:00 AM - 1:20 AM Sexy mischief threatens a magazine worker's new job.

Halloween [R] 9:05 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.0/10 (37272 votes) A psychiatrist follows an escaped psychopath's blood-soaked trail back to his hometown. Photos |  Message Board

Inside the NFL [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (63 votes) NFL news and highlights; Chad Ochocinco and Jets superfan ``Fireman Ed'' discuss the playoff clash. Message Board

The Making Of: Nine 12:00 AM - 12:20 AM Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman and Kate Hudson star in the film.

Superhero Movie [PG-13] 12:20 AM - 1:50 AM User Rating: 4.3/10 (19735 votes) A bite from a genetically altered bug gives a teenage loser superhuman abilities. Message Board

August [R] 9:35 PM - 11:05 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (1919 votes) The Internet company of two brothers lurches toward disaster. Message Board

Take [R] 11:05 PM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (473 votes) A single mother and a gambling addict must reconcile their past. Message Board

Forbidden Fantasies [TVMA] 12:45 AM - 2:15 AM A sexy filmmaker shoots a documentary about a sinful madam. Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Spa treatments; baseball mishaps; crazy bird driver. Message Board

The 700 Club [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (283 votes) Writer Stan Foster discusses how God led him to Hollywood; a car accident severely damages a woman. Message Board

That '70s Show [TV14] "We're Not Gonna Take It"  (#6.6) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (46 votes) After Eric loses his job, he finds himself up for the same waiting job as Kelso. Message Board

That '70s Show [TV14] "I'm a Boy"  (#6.8) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (51 votes) Kitty and Donna pamper a hard-working Eric. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Won't Get Fooled Again"  (#1.3) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (139 votes) Gideon tracks the protege of his nemesis, Adrian Bale. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Plain Sight"  (#1.4) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (141 votes) The team profiles a rapist and murderer in San Diego. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Extreme Aggressor"  (#1.1) 12:01 AM - 1:01 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (202 votes) When four women are kidnapped in four months, the team is asked to investigate. Message Board

Kelly's Heroes [TV14] 8:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (14078 votes) GIs with tank escort aim to steal gold from Nazis. Message Board

Blazing Saddles [TV14] 11:30 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (43421 votes) Gucci-saddlebagged Sheriff Bart teams up with the drunken Waco Kid. Photos |  Message Board

The Haunted [TVPG] Murder at the Black Horse 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A family who purchased a 200-year-old building witnesses several frightening events.

I Shouldn't Be Alive [TVPG] "A Walk in Hell" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (328 votes) Several teenage boys cannot find their way out of the Grand Canyon. Message Board

The Haunted [TVPG] Murder at the Black Horse 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A family who purchased a 200-year-old building witnesses several frightening events.

The Unit [TV14] "Manhunt"  (#2.4) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (55 votes) The Unit must stop a terrorist with an attack plan. Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Rapper Lil Wayne; music artists from the Young Money record label. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Dancer Robin Antin; actress Regina King; rappers Snoop Dogg, Kurupt and Daz Dillinger perform. Message Board

Fight Club [R] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (346355 votes)    top 250: #17 Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in hand-to-hand combat. Photos |  Message Board

Fight Club [R] 11:00 PM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (346355 votes)    top 250: #17 Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in hand-to-hand combat. Photos |  Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Peggy the Boggle Champ"  (#1.9) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (44 votes) Peggy competes in a Boggle tournament against urban snobs in Dallas. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Keeping Up With Our Joneses"  (#1.10) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (48 votes) Hank's anti-smoking lesson for Bobby leads to the family's nicotine addiction. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TV14] "The Deep End"  (#1.8) 11:00 PM - 11:15 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (55 votes) Message Board

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law [TV14] "High Speed Buggy Chase"  (#2.4) 11:15 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (15 votes) Speed Buggy is arrested for leading the cops on a high-speed chase. Message Board

American Dad [TV14] "G-String Circus"  (#5.8) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (29 votes) Upset when Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out. Message Board

The Office [TVMA] "The Quiz"  (#1.3) 12:00 AM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (163 votes) Brent and Finchy take on Tim and Ricky at the annual quiz night. Message Board

Squidbillies [TV14] "Survival of the Dumbest"  (#2.12) 12:45 AM - 1:00 AM Early is unmoved by Rusty's search for the truth. Message Board

Police Academy [R] 9:00 PM - 11:15 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (21297 votes) The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits. Message Board

Police Academy [R] 11:15 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (21297 votes) The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits. Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

Larry King Live 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (400 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Comedy Central Presents [TV14] "Greer Barnes"  (#13.13) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (5 votes) Comic Greer Barnes performs. Message Board

Comedy Central Presents [TV14] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (319 votes) Mitch Hedberg. Message Board

John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Comedy Central Presents [TV14] "Rob Stapleton"  (#13.6) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Comic Rob Stapleton performs. Message Board

Comedy Central Presents [TV14] "Red Grant"  (#13.14) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Comic Red Grant performs. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Separation Anxiety" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM A wild fire in a secluded parking lot leads police to discover a dreadful homicide. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Dominick Dunne: Power, Privilege & Justice [TV14] "The Starlet and the Skier" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A U.S. Olympic skier is shot while in the Aspens with his girlfriend. Message Board

Extreme Loggers [TVPG] "Swamp Logging"  (#1.1) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Veteran logger Bobby Goodson is called in to tackle the swamp. Message Board

Bristol Bay Brawl [TV14] Race for Roe 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Alaska's toughest fishermen battle for the multimillion-dollar bounty of herring roe.

Bristol Bay Brawl [TV14] Fight for the Finish 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM With only days left in the season, the boats make their final push for their share of herring.

Wizards of Waverly Place [TVG] "The Supernatural"  (#1.15) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (26 votes) Message Board

Hannah Montana [TVG] "Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret?"  (#1.1) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (118 votes) Lilly invites Miley to a Hannah Montana concert; Jackson needs money for a date. Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "Unfair Science Fair; Unfair Science Fair Redux"  (#2.3) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

The Suite Life on Deck [TVG] "Show & Tell"  (#1.5) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (12 votes) Zack convinces Cody to sneak out after curfew. Message Board

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody [TVG] "To Catch a Thief"  (#1.11) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (22 votes) Jewel thieves are in the Tipton Hotel; Zack and Cody try to clear up someone's name. Message Board

That's So Raven [TVG] "Separation Anxiety"  (#1.20) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 2.4/10 (7 votes) Raven believes her parents are separating, so she decides to re-create their first date. Message Board

NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Atlanta Hawks 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM

NBA Basketball Cleveland Cavaliers at Denver Nuggets 10:30 PM - 1:00 AM

The Soup [TV14] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (83 votes) Message Board

Keeping Up With the Kardashians [TV14] "Baby Blues" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (12 votes) Khlo‚ gets excited when she thinks she's pregnant; Kim's ``little white lies'' gets her in trouble. Photos |  Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes) Actor Matt Lanter. Message Board

E! News 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.7/10 (50 votes) Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes) Round-table participants include Heather McDonald, Gary Valentine and Donnell Rawlings. Message Board

The Soup [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (83 votes) Message Board

The Best Thing I Ever Ate "Hometown Favorites" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Food Network stars reveal the best thing they've ever eaten in their hometowns. Message Board

The Best Thing I Ever Ate "Totally Fried"  (#1.1) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Food Network stars talk about their favorite fried foods. Message Board

Good Eats "Et Tu Mame"  (#12.7) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Alton uses the soybean in a various recipes. Message Board

Rachael's Vacation "Sun Valley" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM ``The Rustic Moose''; snowboarding pointers; ``Ketchum Grill.'' Message Board

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives "Burgers, Tacos and Dogs"  (#7.2) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Guy samples fast food done right. Message Board

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives "Name That Cook"  (#7.3) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Guy checks out three local namesake favorites. Message Board

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.2/10 (72 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1735 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

Hannity 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Commentary and interviews about the day's news.

Double Jeopardy [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.0/10 (27525 votes) Jailed for her husband's murder, a woman learns he lives. Photos |  Message Board

Nip/Tuck [TVMA] "Dan Daly"  (#6.11) 11:00 PM - 12:02 AM User Rating: 3.1/10 (46 votes) When Sean and Christian win an award from their alma mater, Sean recalls their college years. Message Board

Domestic Disturbance [TV14] 12:02 AM - 2:01 AM User Rating: 5.3/10 (10205 votes) A divorced man investigates his son's murderous stepfather. Photos |  Message Board

Follow the Stars Home [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (347 votes) A resolute woman raises her special-needs daughter alone when her husband abandons her. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Melodrama"  (#6.19) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (19 votes) Blanche wants a commitment from her beau (Alan King). Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Even Grandmas Get the Blues"  (#6.20) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (17 votes) Blanche tells a lover her grandchild is her baby. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Witness"  (#6.21) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (22 votes) Rose distrusts a new boyfriend (Barney Martin). Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "What a Difference a Date Makes"  (#6.22) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (25 votes) Dorothy's high-school prom date (Hal Linden) returns. Message Board

House Hunters International [TVG] "Michiganians in Paris" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (32 votes) A couple relocating to Paris are looking for a three bedroom home, close to work and school. Message Board

House Hunters International [TVG] "A Couple Look for a Home in Nicaragua, Reminiscent of the Hollywood Hills" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (32 votes) A Nicaraguan couple search for a beach home with architecture reflective of the Hollywood Hills. Message Board

The Unsellables [TVG] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM

My First Place [TVG] "Big Decision, Bigger Payments" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (9 votes) A couple struggle over the hefty payments that come with their first place. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "Wrangling Over What to Buy in the Windy City" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (130 votes) A Chicago couple want a spacious condo. Message Board

Bang for Your Buck [TVG] "$140,000 Great Room Renos" 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Three greatroom renovations in the Washington DC area. Message Board

Life After People [TVPG] "Wrath of God" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (141 votes) Structures of God and symbols of Satan face their post-apocalyptic fate. Message Board

Apocalypse Man [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM Rudy Reyes demonstrates several surprising survival techniques.

Seven Signs of the Apocalypse [TVPG] 12:01 AM - 2:01 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (72 votes) The ancient Seven Signs prophecy predicting Armageddon has a hold on the imagination. Message Board

Fatal Desire [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.8/10 (274 votes) A man begins an ill-fated affair with a married woman he meets on the Internet. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Partners 'N Crime"  (#8.21) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (31 votes) Will and Grace attend childbirth classes; Karen seeks comfort from very busy Jack. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Whatever Happened to Baby Gin?"  (#8.22) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (43 votes) Vince's plans to move into a brownstone with Will do not include Grace; Jack's show premieres. Message Board

Frasier [TVPG] "The Ann Who Came to Dinner"  (#11.13) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (48 votes) Frasier takes in Ann; Niles tries to stop a portrait from being published. Message Board

Medium [TV14] "When Push Comes to Shove"  (#1.16) 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (49 votes) Capt. Push puts his life on the line to help Allison find a serial killer. Message Board

Countdown With Keith Olbermann 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (576 votes) Interviews with top newsmakers; countdown of the day's top news stories. Message Board

The Rachel Maddow Show 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Witness: The Kidnapping of Patty Hearst 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM

Material Girls [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 2.9/10 (9078 votes) Two sibling cosmetics heiresses must grow up quickly when a company scandal leaves them penniless. Photos |  Message Board

Jersey Shore [TV14] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Snookie's violent encounter brings housemates closer together. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia"  (#6.18) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (18 votes) The new factory owner presents George with an enticing offer. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Jason Tutors Max"  (#3.18) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.0/10 (62 votes) Max is too distracted to learn from a beautiful tutor (Paris Hilton). Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Pishke Business"  (#2.8) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (27 votes) Sylvia and her canasta group invest in Maxwell's latest play. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Take Back Your Mink"  (#2.12) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (30 votes) Fran inherits a mink coat, then offends her mother by not wearing it. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "The Strike"  (#2.13) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (25 votes) Maxwell makes Fran cross a picket line. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Kindervelt Days"  (#2.15) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (28 votes) To impress a rival, Fran brings Erik Estrada to her summer-camp reunion. Message Board

WGN News at Nine 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Scrubs "Her Story II"  (#5.10) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.6/10 (187 votes) J.D. gets annoyed because his new girlfriend never laughs. Message Board

Scrubs "My Buddy's Booty"  (#5.11) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (143 votes) An annoyingly perfect intern exacerbates J.D.'s problems. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Scott Tenorman Must Die"  (#5.4) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 9.6/10 (1362 votes) Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Chickenpox"  (#2.10) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (354 votes) The boys' parents try to expose them to chickenpox. Message Board

The Perfect Man [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.1/10 (6720 votes) A crafty teen invents a secret admirer to prevent her mother from having another bad relationship. Photos |  Message Board

The Perfect Man [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.1/10 (6720 votes) A crafty teen invents a secret admirer to prevent her mother from having another bad relationship. Photos |  Message Board

Sanctuary "Haunted" 10:00 PM - 11:01 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (803 votes) Magnus and the team rescue passengers and crew from a sinking ship. Photos |  Message Board

Stargate SG-1 [TVPG] "Full Alert"  (#8.14) 11:01 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (99 votes) An old adversary resurfaces with information vital to the government's security. Message Board

Sanctuary "Haunted" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (803 votes) Magnus and the team rescue passengers and crew from a sinking ship. Photos |  Message Board

Ultimate Fighting Championship 95: Sanchez vs. Stevenson [TV14] 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (17 votes) Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Stevenson; Dan Hardy vs. Rory Markham; Demian Maia vs. Chael Sonnen. Message Board

Spike's Most Amazing Videos [TV14] Bare Knuckle Brawls 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Girl fights; backyard wrestling; illegal street fights; ultimate fighting.

Elvis: That's the Way It Is [TV14] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (1022 votes) Elvis Presley prepares for a 1970 Las Vegas show; special edition. Photos |  Message Board

Jailhouse Rock [TVG] 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (2678 votes) An inmate learns guitar from his cellmate, then gets an agent and turns rock 'n' roll star. Photos |  Message Board

Victorinos 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (11 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM

Titulares y Más 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Un show de deportes y entretenimiento. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM

Say Yes to the Dress [TVG] "Family Support"  (#4.14) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Susan's family flies to New York City for a dress intervention; Tiffany brings her extended family. Message Board

Say Yes to the Dress [TVG] "Ready or Not" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (31 votes) Picky Bernadette finds fault with every dress Sarah pulls; a nurse suddenly can't make a decision. Message Board

What Not to Wear [TVPG] "Courtney" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM A woman who has dropped 170 pounds gets help recognizing her beauty from Stacy and Clinton. Message Board

Say Yes to the Dress [TVG] "Family Support"  (#4.14) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Susan's family flies to New York City for a dress intervention; Tiffany brings her extended family. Message Board

Say Yes to the Dress [TVG] "Ready or Not" 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (31 votes) Picky Bernadette finds fault with every dress Sarah pulls; a nurse suddenly can't make a decision. Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Clovis Wolfe Manor"  (#3.10) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The Wolfe Manor Hotel in Clovis, Calif., has been called a black hole because people disappear. Message Board

Mysteries of the Smithsonian [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM The museum is an extraordinary storehouse of the weird and the macabre.

Man v. Food [TVG] "Charleston"  (#2.3) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (6 votes) Adam Richman journeys to Charleston, S.C. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "San Francisco"  (#2.4) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (6 votes) Adam devours a super burrito, humongous sandwiches and a two-gallon sundae in San Francisco. Message Board

Groundhog Day [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (123157 votes)    top 250: #161 A TV weatherman's day keeps repeating. Message Board

High School Reunion Season 3 Preview Special 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Recaps and updates from seasons one and two; a glance at season three.

Roseanne [TVG] "Here's to Good Friends"  (#1.8) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (46 votes) Roseanne and Jackie take Crystal out to drown her sorrows. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "Dan's Birthday Bash"  (#1.9) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (41 votes) Dan's birthday party gets out of hand. Message Board

La Rosa de Guadalupe "Segunda Vuelta" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.7/10 (21 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM

Noticiero Univision: Última Hora 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Conductor: Enrique Gratas.

Desmadrugados 12:00 AM - 1:30 AM Comedia, m£sica, sketches y invitados.

Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew [TV14] 9:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (434 votes) Dr. Drew helps celebrity patients work toward sobriety. Message Board

Muse: A Seaside Rendezvous [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM The band performs in Teignmouth, England; songs include ``Uprising,'' and ``Starlight.''

Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair [TVPG] 11:30 PM - 12:30 AM Frank welcomes 15 women to his parents' house in the hope of finding love.

For the Love of Ray J [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 3.1/10 (251 votes) Friendships are tested when Ray asks the women to investigate each other. Message Board