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"House M.D."
House's Head (2008)

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Dr. Gregory House: [after forgetting Taub's name] Lesbian. Find out if anybody on that bus was taken to other hospitals.
Thirteen: He just forgot mine.
Dr. Gregory House: No, Thirteen, I just wanted to call you a lesbian.
Thirteen: I'm not a lesbian.
Dr. Gregory House: I was rounding up, from 50%.

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Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Where did you go last night?
Dr. Gregory House: You gonna trust me? I lie about everything.

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Dr. Gregory House: [after seeing Amber while under hypnosis] Get your girlfriend out of here.
Dr. James Wilson: Amber? You've got Amber in your head?
Dr. Gregory House: You put her there. I can't even have a conversation with you in my subconscious without her tagging along.

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Dr. Gregory House: Your biggest problem is, I don't know what your biggest problem is.

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Dr. Gregory House: I need for my brain to transition so that I can embrace my inner monkey.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] Your patient may be dying and you want to waste your time with a sex fantasy?

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [stripping in House's fantasy] I'm distracting you.
[stops]
Dr. Gregory House: No!
[Cuddy sits down next to him fully clothed]
Dr. Gregory House: Dance woman!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You'd obviously rather be diagnosing.
Dr. Gregory House: I yelled "No."
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And your own subconscious ignored you.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [trying to get Thirteen to open the door] Dr. Hadley!
Dr. Gregory House: See? She doesn't even know your name.

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Dr. James Wilson: How many of those did you take?
Dr. Gregory House: Just now or including the ones I took on the way here?

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Dr. Gregory House: I hate "Beer" brand beer.

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