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"2DTV" (2001) More at IMDbPro »

George W. Bush: I'm wonder woman. I'll deflect bullets with my arm bands. Shoot me general.
General: Don't tempt me Mr. President.

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[it is a last supper scene with members of the Labour Party]
Tony Blair: My people, I have lead a peaceful live.
David Blunkett: Well except for all those wars.
Tony Blair: Yeah, alright. Although I am persecuted, I am confident history will show me as the saviour of mankind.
John Prescott: Well when Alistair Campbell's finished re-writing it.
Tony Blair: I am sure I have served my lord well.
[Cut to heaven, where we see George W. Bush as God]
George W. Bush: HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH. Look at me. I'm Santa Claus.

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Tony Blair: But alas, one of you will betray me for thirty silver coins.
Gordon Brown: What rubbish Tony. It was forty.
Tony Blair: Anyway, now we shall eat. Five loaves of bread and five fish, enough to feed forty thousand...
[We hear a belch, and see John Prescott with a fish bone sticking out of his mouth]
John Prescott: Well that was a nice starter.
[clutches stomach]
John Prescott: Excuse me guys, I can feel a second coming.

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Sven: [about Wayne Rooney] He is young. He is learning.

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General: Schwarzenegger.
George W. Bush: Shoreenagore.
General: No, Schwarzenegger.
George W. Bush: Mr. Shcwanangor.
General: (sighs)
[Arnold Schwarzenegger enters]
General: Mr President, Governer Schwarzenegger.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, check it out
[pats Bush's head]
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm patting Bush.
George W. Bush: Mr Schwalanalananger.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, now I'm stroking Bush.
[both snigger]
General: May God have mercy on us all.

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[it is far into the future]
Tony Blair: Uh, so guys, any signs of the weapons of mass destruction yet?
[awkward pause]

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[repeated line]
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Just a little bit of harmless fun.

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George W. Bush: My daddy started the gulf war. I continued it. And now, my son, George Junior Junior will finish it. In about forty years time.

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George W. Bush: General, call off the hunt for Bin Laden.
General: I thought we already had.

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[in the future, Arnie is president]
General: How do you take your coffee sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Milk and two steroids.

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[Tony Blair is playing "Tony Says" with the Cabinet]
Tony Blair: Oh, I'm bored of this game. I'm resigning, take over Gordon!
Gordon Brown: Oh, right, absolutely!
[to Cabinet]
Gordon Brown: Look here...
Tony Blair: I didn't say "Tony says" Gordon.
Gordon Brown: Oh…
[cries]

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