Memorable quotes for
"Clueless" (1996) More at IMDbPro »

Dionne Marie Davenport: In ten years we'll be twenty-seven, almost old enough to play high school students on TV!

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Amber Princess Mariens: I've been tormenting her since the first grade and I never had to use the same insult twice!

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Cher Horowitz: Di, let's become nuns.
Dionne Marie Davenport: We do look smashing in black and white.

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Cher Horowitz: Those shoes are like, screaming 1995!

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Cher Horowitz: And then he was gone! Gone like a Chevy Chase movie after opening weekend!

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Cher: Murray?
Dionne: Sean?
Amber: Moesha?
[Cher and Dionna stare at her]
Amber: What? It could be a crossover episode!

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Dionne: I think I've figured out the murderer's plan. He's killing off... the semi-regulars!

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Dionne: How's my breath?
[Blows into Cher's face]
Cher: Ew, doritos. Mine?
[Blows into Dionne's face]
Dionne: Fine.
Amber: Oh look! The airheads are giving each other a refill!

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Debbie: I'm not a murderer, I'm just a cheerleader holding a knife!

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Police Officer: And where is this Debbie now?
Cher: Oh, she went to Trashy to get some new panties with Coach Deemer.
Police Officer: With the gym teacher?
Cher: Oh, it's not what you think. Coach Deemer is a woman.
[Everyone exchanges akward glances]

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[a murderer is on the loose and the gang has just heard Amber screaming in the distance]
Dionne Marie Davenport: Satan has taken her home!

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Amber Princess Mariens: I just give and give and give. And does anyone ever appreciate me?
Dionne Marie Davenport: No.

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